Toxi · The Toxi Ten
This is the ritual, minus eight cases. Rule on each one, then see where the gallery landed. The splits below are live — every verdict here was cast by someone who came to this page.
Exhibit ACase No. 001
The CFO signs your paychecks and has spent six months quietly sliding their workload onto your desk. You finally say something to your manager. Your manager’s first question is why you let it go on this long.
No abstaining. The court does not recognize “it’s complicated.”
Exhibit BCase No. 002
Your best friend’s new partner is still active on the apps, and you have the screenshots. You raised it at the cookout — out loud, plate in hand, in front of everyone who came for ribs and got a deposition instead.
No abstaining. The court does not recognize “it’s complicated.”
The real docket runs ten cases a day, every day, and the arguing happens in the comments. That part lives in the app.