TOXI

The daily social judgment ritual

Ten cases.
Two verdicts.
Zero mercy.

Toxi is the daily ritual for judging toxic behavior.

Ten cases of questionable behavior drop every day. You stamp all ten, the world stamps back, and the split decides who's delusional.

Free daily. 17+. The court does not recognize “it’s complicated.”

10

cases on the docket, every single day

2

stamps on every case — pick one, no middle

0

abstentions honored by this court

The ritual

How it works

  1. 01

    The docket drops.

    Ten fresh scenarios a day, pulled from the group chats, situationships, and family dinners of the human condition.

  2. 02

    You judge.

    One tap per case, stamped with intent — on whichever two words that case is being tried under. No abstaining; the court does not recognize "it’s complicated."

  3. 03

    The split reveals.

    See where you fall against the world, defend your take in the comments, or remix the case into the version that happened to you.

Coming soon

Your cases,
on the docket.

Right now the house files the charges. Next, you do — publish your own scenarios, put them in front of the whole gallery, and watch the split come back on a case you wrote. Creator publishing is on the calendar, and the waitlist decides who gets called first.

One email when creator publishing opens. No newsletter, no drip campaign — that would be TOXI.

FAQ

Questions from the gallery

What is Toxi?

Toxi is a daily social judgment game. Every day, ten cases of questionable real-life behavior — the Toxi Ten — drop at the same time. Each one comes with two stamps and no middle ground: TOXI or VALID, KEEP or TOSS, FACTS or BS, WORTH IT or SKIP IT. You rule on all ten, then see how the rest of the world voted, argue your take in the comments, and remix cases into your own versions. Think of it as small-claims court for the group chat: the docket is short, the gallery is petty, and everyone brought receipts.

What are the two stamps?

TOXI and VALID are the house pair: TOXI means the behavior crosses the line, VALID means it holds up — defensible, reasonable, maybe even deserved. But the court runs nine benches, and every case is tried on the one it belongs to. A dealbreaker is FORGIVABLE or FATAL. A $400 dinner is WORTH IT or SKIP IT. Your ex’s hoodie is KEEP or TOSS. A hot take is FACTS or BS. Whichever pair a case carries, there is no third button — the court does not recognize "it’s complicated," "well, technically," or "you had to be there."

Who writes the scenarios?

The house drafts them daily — yes, with AI — and a human editor reviews every single case before it publishes. The material is pulled from the universal record: group chats, situationships, roommate standoffs, and family dinners that ended early. If a scenario feels weirdly specific to your life, that’s not surveillance. That’s statistics.

Can I write my own cases?

Partly today, fully soon. Remixes ship with The Bar: take any case on the docket and file the version that actually happened to you, right where the argument is already happening. Full creator publishing — your own cases, your own docket, in front of the whole gallery — is on the calendar, not on the courtroom floor yet. Join the waitlist and you’ll be called to the bench first. We would rather open that room late than open a room nobody is moderating.

Is Toxi free?

The daily Toxi Ten is free to play, every day, forever. Judging strangers costs nothing; that’s the founding principle. Comments and remixes are part of The Bar, the paid membership — and every new member gets their first month of The Bar free. The free month is granted in-app: no payment info up front, and nothing charges automatically when it ends. When your month is up, the court simply asks whether you’d like to keep talking.

What is The Bar?

The Bar is Toxi’s membership, $1.99/month. It’s where the arguing happens: defend your verdict in the comments, cross-examine the opposition, and remix any case into the version that actually happened to you. The name is literal — you’ve been admitted to practice. Your first month is free, granted in-app, and nothing auto-converts when it ends.

Where can I download Toxi?

Toxi launches first on iPhone, listed on the App Store as "Toxi Ten." The listing is on its way — this page will link it the day it goes live. Toxi is rated 17+: the behavior on trial is real, and so is the language used to describe it.

Is Toxi on Android?

iPhone first; Android is on the docket. The court hears cases in the order they were filed — the Play Store build ships after the iOS launch has had its day. No date promised, because promising dates you can’t keep is, frankly, TOXI.

Is Toxi available in Spanish?

Yes — Toxi publishes daily decks written natively in Mexican Spanish, not translated. Different language, same universal offenses: the visto, the "ahorita," the cousin who announced your news before you did. Content language is a preference in the app; the verdicts stay TOXI and VALID everywhere, because some things are beyond translation.

Is this therapy?

No. Toxi is entertainment — a daily game about judging behavior, not a licensed professional in a trench coat. If a scenario stops feeling like a game and starts feeling like your actual Tuesday, a real therapist will do more for you than a comment section ever could. The court supports this and waives the filing fee.

Get the app

Court is in session.

Toxi lands on iPhone first, listed on the App Store as Toxi Ten. It is in the hands of a closed beta right now — the listing goes public shortly, and this page links it the day it does. Android is on the docket behind it.

Rated 17+. Free daily. The Bar is $1.99/month, and your first month is free — granted in the app, no card up front, and nothing auto-charges when it ends.